On January 6, 2021, Donald Trump agitated his supporters in a rally to march to the Capitol, saying “Walk! You have to show strength!” At this moment, they became violently mob and broke the barricades, chanting “Whose house? Our house!” They clashed with the officers to defend the Capitol and they surrounded the building. Finally they streamed into the Capitol. What should we call Trump? Dotard Trumpeter.
Do librarians like white wine? No, they like theirs well red!
5602. 図書館員
図書館員は白ワインが好きですか？いいえ、彼等はしっかりした赤ワインが好きです。
●Well readと Well-read(read過去形:しっかり読むこと)は発音が同じ。
5603. This is Wales
One day, in Great Britain, two Muslim schoolgirls were chatting away to each other in a foreign language on a public bus. The man sitting in front of them turned around and said, "This is England. Speak English." The woman in front of him turned around and said, "Actually, this is Wales and they're speaking Welsh."
1. Germinate What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to his tomato seeds after watering them for the first time? “You have been germinated.”
2. Exterminator I heard Arnold Schwarzenegger retired from action movies but he still keeps busy. He's working as an exterminator.
Barbara Bush, the wife of George H.W. Bush (Papa Bush, the 41st President of America) and the mother of George W. Bush, the 43rd President of America) talked to her doctor about her son before she died. “You want to know why George W. Bush is such a stupid guy? I drank a lot and smoked marijuana every day when I was pregnant with him.”
A Welsh farmer was out tending his flock when he saw a man drinking with a cupped hand from a stream. He shouted over in Welsh, “Don't drink the water! It's disgusting! There's sheep poo in it!” The man at the stream lifted his head and looked at the farmer, but he carried on drinking. Realizing the man couldn't hear him, the farmer walked right up to him and repeated his warning. To which the man replied, “Sorry, my good man, I can't understand a word you say. Can you speak English?” “Oh I see,” said the farmer. He changed from Welsh to English, “I was just saying if you use both hands, you can get more in.”
Prime Minister Fumio Kishida fired his close aide over his discriminatory remarks about sexual minorities. Masayoshi Arai, an elite bureaucrat who served as the executive secretary and speech writer to the prime minister, had made the remarks during an off-the-record conversation with reporters at the Prime Minister’s Office. He allegedly said, “I don’t want to live next door to an LGBTQ couple. I hate even to see them.” Arai quickly retracted the comments after they were made public by the media, but Kishida sacked Arai, saying, “His remarks were outrageous and completely out of line with the Cabinet’s approach to respecting diversity.” Arai should have shut his mouth before putting his foot in it.
Do librarians like white wine? No, they like theirs well red! 
One day, in Great Britain, two Muslim schoolgirls were chatting away to each other in a foreign language on a public bus. The man sitting in front of them turned around and said, "This is England. Speak English." The woman in front of him turned around and said, "Actually, this is Wales and they're speaking Welsh."
Q: What has 2 wings and a halo? A: A Japanese telephone, Wing-wing, halo? 
Good poo is born in a comfy place. 
Prime Minister Fumio Kishida fired his close aide over his discriminatory remarks about sexual minorities. Masayoshi Arai, an elite bureaucrat who served as the executive secretary and speech writer to the prime minister, had made the remarks during an off-the-record conversation with reporters at the Prime Minister’s Office. He allegedly said, “I don’t want to live next door to an LGBTQ couple. I hate even to see them.” Arai quickly retracted the comments after they were made public by the media, but Kishida sacked Arai, saying, “His remarks were outrageous and completely out of line with the Cabinet’s approach to respecting diversity.” Arai should have shut his mouth before putting his foot in it.