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| 6023. Six characters in common (Kaz’s Original Joke)
Russian President Vladimir Putin won a landslide victory on stage-managed presidential election on Sunday, March 17, 2024. Putin has reworked the constitution in 2020 to let him stay in the Kremlin until 2036, when he will be 83(!) Is he a President or an Emperor? By the way, what do Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping and Kim Jong Un have in common? They share 6 characters in common. Namely, A: Army Commander 2024年3月17日(日)、ロシア大統領ヴラディーミル・プーチンは、国策大統領選挙により大勝利を収めたが、これは彼が83歳となる2036年まで任期を務めることが可能になるように、2020年にプーチンがロシア憲法を改正した結果である。一体彼は大統領なのか？皇帝なのか？ところで、ヴラディーミル・プーチン、習近平、金正恩に共通することは何か？６つの共通する気質を持っていることである。即ち、 A: Army Commander（軍隊総司令官）
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6027. Say hello 16 times What sea creatures say hello 16 times? Two octopuses shaking hands. 「こんにちは」を16回も言う海の生き物とは何ですか？2匹の蛸が握手をする時。 |
| 6028. Aftershave
●トランプの奥さんが売春宿の匂いを知っているということは・・・(笑) |
| 6029. How could we be a Nazi?
Russian President Vladimir Putin on Thursday (February 23, 2022) declared war on Ukraine and pledged to oversee a “demilitarization and de-Nazification” of the country which is led by a Jewish president. Hours before Putin’s televised address, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky had delivered his own final, powerful but ultimately fruitless plea for peace, in which he pushed back at Putin’s unfounded accusations that Ukraine was being run by Nazis. Addressing the Russian public directly in Russian, Zelensky said, “The Ukraine on your news and Ukraine in real life are two completely different countries. The main difference between them is - Ours is real and yours is wrong. You told we are Nazis, but could people who lost more than 8 million lives in the battle against Nazism support Nazism?” (True Story)
ウラジミール・プーチンロシア大統領は、木曜日（2023年2月23日）ユダヤ人大統領が率いるウクライナに対して、「同国の非武装・非ナチ化」のため宣戦布告した。プーチン大統領がTVを通じてこの宣戦布告を行う数時間前、ウクライナのヴォロディミール・ゼレンスキー大統領は「ウクライナがナチス勢力によって動いているという、プーチンの根拠ない非難は全く的外れだ」と最終通告で戦争回避を精一杯訴えたが、結果虚しく開戦となってしまった。ゼレンスキーは「貴国のニュースで伝えられているウクライナと、本当のウクライナとは全く別の国のことを指しているようです。私達のことをナチス勢力と言いますが、戦争で800万人もの同胞を殺したようなナチス勢力を支持する国民がウクライナに居ると思っているんですか？」と、ロシア国民にロシア語で直接呼びかけたのだが。。。（実話） |
6030. Redneck motel 
Q: How can you tell that you are staying in a redneck motel? Ｑ：あなたがド田舎のモーテルに宿泊しているなぁと実感するのはどんな時ですか？ ●受付係はleakをleek（小便をする）と思い、「どうぞ、台所の流しで放尿しても構いませんよ」と答えたのです。 |
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William Henry Harrison served as the 9th president of the United States. He took the oath of office on March 4, 1841. On a cold, wet day, he refused to wear an overcoat or a hat when he delivered the longest inaugural address -nearly 2 hours(!)- in American history. Harrison died of pneumonia just thirty-one days later and had the shortest presidency in U.S. history. The day before the inauguration day he said; “On tomorrow’s inauguration day, I will ascend the Capitol steps, raise my right hand for the oath of office, and rise to the challenge we face in our great country. I will keep the promises made during the campaign. I promise I will be coatless on tomorrow’s inauguration day.” There's no fool like an old fool. 
The Los Angels Dodgers fired Ippei Mizuhara, Shohei Ohtani's long-term interpreter, after allegations of theft to pay off his own gambling debts. Berk Brettler, one of the attorneys representing Ohtani said, “We discovered that Shohei has been the victim of a massive theft and we are turning the matter over to the authorities." The Los Angels Times reported that the sum of Mizuhara’s stealing from Ohtani’s account was totaled at least $4.5 million(680 million Yen). In a pair of ESPN interviews conducted before and after news of the interpreter's firing emerged, Mizuhara initially admitted he was gamble-addicted and said Ohtani agreed to pay off his debts and that he'd promise to stop. But he declined his comment after Berk Brettler's statement framing Ohtani as a theft victim. We think Mizuhara is an interpreter of Ohtani, but he is an intermingler of Ohtani’s money with his own gambling. 
Vladimir Putin told the West on March 13, 2024 that Russia was technically ready for nuclear war and that if the U.S. sent troops to Ukraine, it would be considered a significant escalation of the conflict. Putin, speaking ahead of a March 15-17 election which is certain to give him another six years in power, added “The nuclear war scenario was not rushing, but from a military-technical point of view, we are, of course, ready." Moscow claims to have annexed four regions of Ukraine and says they are now fully part of Russia. The proverb says “Ill weeds grow apace,” but Putin should realize that blood will have blood. 
Donald Trump and Joe Biden were in the same barber shop, each being worked on by a different barber. Not a single word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation for fear that it would turn into politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. Trump was quick to stop him saying "No way buddy! My wife will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse." The second barber turned to Biden and said "How about you, Sir?" Biden replied, "Go ahead. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.” 
ドナルド・トランプとジョーバイデンが同じ床屋で、別々の理髪師に調髪してもらっていた。お互いに一言も喋らず、また理髪師達は話しかけて政治の話になると厄介だと思って、黙って働いていた。二人が髭剃りまで終えると、トランプの調髪をしていた理髪師がアフターシェーブローションを取ろうと椅子の後ろから手を伸ばした。トランプは素早く「やめろ！ワイフがその匂いを嗅いだら、俺が売春宿に行ったと思うかもしれないからな！」と理髪師を制した。もう一人の理髪師が自分の客であるバイデンに向かって、「あなたは、どうされますか？」と聞くと、バイデンは「そのままローション使ってくれたまえ。僕のワイフは売春宿がどんな匂いがするか知らないからね」
